So I’m one of Santa’s elves. Yes, one of those. Aren’t you curious? I’m not the little ones from the movies and cards you see. Well, I’m short, but that’s beside the point.
I’m a card carrying elf, just not the perky one.
Fine, okay, so Justin thinks I’m perky. But I can have a bad day, you know. I’m allowed to not smile and giggle.
I hate giggling.
Justin hates it too, though he thinks when I do it it’s cute.
See what I have to live with with this man? But isn’t he cute?
Yes, I’m so freaking happy right now. I’m an elf, in love with Justin Cooper, and actually get to do something with my life that has nothing to do with wrapping.
I hate the wrapping department.